Episode   March 19 2019

Lock 2.0

Don’t you hate it when you’re ten feet away from your door and you can’t remember whether it’s locked? Well: that problem has now been totally obliterated by Ness, the lock that is a door that has one very large eyeball and one very large mouth and screams constantly and eats packages and maybe hands. Unlock Ness securely by using up your own memories and bodily fluids until, one day, you too are deemed unworthy to enter your own home. That’s how two-factor security works, as I understand it.

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What even is this? If you’d like a gentle on-ramp to The Redesign, check out some of our favourite episodes: Submarine 2.0, Horse Racing 2.0 and Watch 2.0.